Mexican gang given information,
by a snitch, about their rivals’ drug stash.
Told to them, secret of the location.
Also there, it was said, was hoards of cash.
Unusual aspect to look out for,
so certain it was the right place to be,
(for this, need to be absolutely sure)
was what snitch said looked like a bacon tree.
A quick reconnoiter, then plans were made.
They would go straight away to steal the loot.
But when they got there for the light’ning raid,
Other gang, armed, appeared; ready to shoot.
The bullets flew with a whizz and a whoosh
‘not a bacon tree, there, but a ‘h’ambush.